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Prank calls
- Eric: hello?
- Paje (using her ghetto voice): hi is this Eric?
- Eric: uh yeah... Who is this?
- Paje: this is Rashawnda
- Eric: who?
- Paje: RASHAWNDA! You seriously don't remember me? Ugh. But anyways, yesterday me and my baby daddy Josh were-
- Eric: you don't sound black...
- Paje: I'm not black!
- Eric: well then why is your name Rashawnda?
- Paje: what, just because I'm white my mom couldn't name me Rashawnda? Don't you think that's a little racist? Maybe she liked the name! Anyways-
- Eric: you don't sound like you're from the inner-city
- Paje: ok, that is profiling, and that is wrong. Anyways, yesterday me and josh went in for an ultrasound and we were just so happy but then I realized that I think one of my beautiful angel baby twins is yours and-
- Eric: *hangs up*
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
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Women don’t have to:
- be thin
- have a vagina
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- be white
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally.
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ELBOWS!So some idiot stupid sent me a bunch of pictures of elbows earlier. That’s stupid. Like seriously. Now they’re starting to text me really stupid immature things and it’s really dumb and I just hate people.
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Party party (Taken with instagram)
Good hangs (Taken with instagram)
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